Loss of blood!!! Tired...
wow today woke up at 12 plus... i only slp for 6 hrs... so short, nt enough sleep.haha woke up early to go blood donation... i gt ai xin one ok... have be regulrly donating blood.... i think that donating blood was better than letting those irrating mosquito drink!!! heee.... i drag my mom along with me but she nv donate.... think she will freek out when she see the long needle being poke into her arm... haha......When i reach there, i saw paramedics coming with a stretcher... seems that someone had fainted after donating blood... this somehow make those blood donors gan jiong.... haha.....
wow but i was damn malu..... u know before you donate blood, you need to fill up a form where they will ask you abt 40 qns like have u had any medication for the past few days, have sex w prositute etc..... Most of the qns's answer was no... so it was damn lot so i just briefly read thru it....after that you are supposed to go inside a room to let a doctor examine you and she will go thru the form... the doctor was a lady, not chio.... so sad ( the last time i went, the doc was damn chio..haha......) she like go thru my form...... ticking all the box..... when suddenly she stopped........
that's was this qns: Do you know that you can get aids even when you think that your body is well ( smt like that)..... and i have put a no on ths ans sheet..... haha then she went on to explain some therory abt sex... but i nv pay much attention.... cos i had a degree in sex uninversity.....haha.. just joking... that also a few qns when the ans was supposed to be yes but i tick no...haha... damn blur.....
Hmm... the blood donation was all right, but i feel a bit of pain on the right arm cos i think that nurse ( a guy trainee prehaps cos he was not in uniform) never inject the an mian yao properly, but i was feeling painful halfway thru the blood donation.... haha... then i went out to look for mom... she was busy chittchatting with the RC people... when they see me, they shifted the attention on me
Uncle A: Wow this one yr son izit?? so big liao han??
Mom and mom: smiling.....
Uncle B : ai yp why yr son face like this?? so many pimples??
Me: eh.... nv bao yan wat.....
Uncle C: Like this how to pao mei niu??
ME: eh.... hee hee.....
Uncle A: i tell u han, i gt a secret formula... drink liao confirm yr face smooth... U go but this plant ( duuno wat ulu plant lah)... then u boil it miz with some ulu herds also... then you drink...... confirm yr face ok.....
Mom: oh... where to get the plant??
Uncle A:oh.. this one cannot buy....but i got grow it in my garden.... next time i pass it to ah qin( my mon neighbour) ...
Mom: thankz.....
Uncle B: ai ya... wat plant?? Try my method... Go buy sugarcane juice than boil it with lemon, drink liao confirm can... last time my face also like yr son, but after i drink liao, see now my face so smooth....
Me ( thinking to myself): WTF??? later i try both of yr so call secret recipe i confirm hospitalised.....
Mom: izit??
wow i thiught this was all ending but............
Uncle C: ai ya i think u should ask yr son go see a doctor at polyclinic.. that time my second son also liek this, then he go polyclinic, eat medicine then ok liao... very near.. hougang have liao....
Mom: haha ask him go see doctor muz wait damn long.. is as if asking to take his life.....haha...
Me stared at her......
Uncle A; xiao di, you very lucky nah... got 3 chinese doctor give u free consulation.....haha..
Me ( forcing a amile): sie sie....
wow piangz ... damn sianz loh... wow method ai ya... HEE ... last blood donation was better cos the nurse was much better looking... today one was mostly auntine.... haha.... the nurse are my motivation to go donate blood.... hee just joking lah.. seriously.... haiz got to go slp liao.... need to replinish my energy......
posted by alex aka chee wee @ 5:37 PM
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