READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
just came back from my ELECTIVE......ya before u all read on, this post may sound digusting............ SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK....... and after reading this, you decided to form some dunno what opoion of me, by all means......
Today was showing THE WAYWARD CLOUB by TSAI MING LIANG........... me and stella felt that it was a torture watching that show......
okay..... do let me briefly comment on the show..... i dun dare to post on the dicussion board cos my ang moh cannot make it and after reading post by sammuel, i felt so ashamed............
bascially this show is considered soft porn.... those pure and innocent people who dun understand this, you might like to check it out.... bascially porn ( if i'm not wrong) is divided into either soft porn or hard pron.......
ya as i was saying, the show starting with a gal in nurse suit and the guy in doctor suit.... i presume the gal is sick and the doctor was giving her a check up........ no wait... i got it wrong, the gal was lying on the bed with her leg spread open (w/o any undergarment) and in btw her "public" part, was half a watermelon............
shit then the guy doctor come in and start poking the watermelon with his finger.......in the center...... with rythmn... fast and slow... and the gal acted as if she was screwed and shout according to the rythmn.......... diaoz.......... for once u thought i was watching some porn.... but when stella talk to me, i relised i'm in a lesson..... sorry loh..... i am not enjoying it loh...... piangz.... using water melon nah.... heng that today i never buy watermelon juice which i usually will buy while watching the show, if not i will puke on the spot......... and then the guy squezzed the water melon all over her body and start licking........
arrgg..... lasted quite long...... oh man... i wonder why am i watching this...... haha..... but the lecturer say watch it at our own risk... whahah...... then after that no plot at all... show the guy go bath then suddenly start dancing and singing those damn oldie.......meet another gal.. go her house help her open some bag... then when one video rental stall..... see the porn vcd inside then make out in the shop.... then the guy when to work... he was an actor in some ra show........ dunno lah.... watch till i damn blur........
but dunno why the director so funny, like show some part halfway can go into mtv...... then the actor and actress will start dancing......... got quite a few mtv with one of them got one guy wearing a dick hat.... reallly look like a dick... ai ya.. gal u all dunno, cos u all never really see b4.... whaha..... sorry is not dick... is horse as mention by rockson......... then dunno why, the actor had 2 ballon hanging by the side which i assume is the ball..... then he was damncing with a group of girls in the toilet.......... sing dunno what song................ whahah.......
i agree with stella... watching this show is very torturing.... because you dunno what the whole show is fucking about..... the ending even power.......
The leading actress saw this gal in the lift, went over to help her.... bring her to her house and apparently the leading actress( ai ya name her A and the fainted lady B).....was somehow eating watermelon and also felling horny.... what's up? why protray watermelon as a sex object... then A was going through the VCD which she borrow from the VCD shop and was shocked to see that B was the star actress in one of the RA SHOW..... dunno how( cos i went to toilet.... fuck u if u think i go masterbate, high tigh lah).......... then she manage to brought B to the owner....... and was shocked to see teh leading actor which both of them have a fling b4 in the VCD SHOP.........
Think the people inside the show is damn fark up, B was unconcious lah but god know why.... they strip her and make the leading actor have sex with her...... and so poor actor was farking B lah...... fark and fark.... ai ya when the gal fainted, no matter how u do also not shiok ( i think lah)... then change from what lying position to sitting position....... damn long lah............
Then the leading actor saw A.... he looked a bit shag from farking B....... then dunno why, A started to moan....... she was standing outside the room overlooking the thing seperated by the a window........ ya then A started to moan.... and this somehow excited the leading actor and he shag B with more force.... and when his "tapole" was about to come out, he quickly went over to A and force his horse into the mouth of A........ then for about 2 min teh show was showing the gal eye... and dunno why tear flow down.......... then MOVIE END!!!!!
I was like WHAT THE FUCK....... no plot, no content.... Worst, the gal have no figure.... whaha.......... DAMN BORING SHOW................. WHy watermelon??? of alll fruits watermelon!!!!!!!!! gg for dinner liao... running late...... hope they dun serve watermelon.....
posted by alex aka chee wee @ 6:09 PM
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